FOOTBALL

The very one thing I'm scared of the most is when guys scream. Their low-pitched screamings.

 And this June, majority of the guys in the world will scream.  
Over a ball. 

Because it's freaking FIFA World Cup 2010.

WORLD CUP 2010

WORLD CUP 2010!!

They're going to screammmmm!!!!

Over a freaking ball!! Over a team of 11 people kicking, sweating and running over a ball!!

  Whoa lau!! Die lah... my father, brother, uncles, guy friends and anyone as long as guys (and some girls included) are literally gonna scream over a ball!!

Social problems like gambling are going to increase all because of a ball thus making stuffs like snatch-theft increases! Footballs are evil, I tell you. 

It makes guys scream like crazy. Suddenly, no matter how handsome a guy is, how gentlemanly he is, will change merely of a ball!! Husbands will start slacking in the living room just to watch football! Multimedia University students will start disturbing me because of THE ball!! 

Darn football (or soccer as some prefer)!

Damn it!

What fun is there in watching guys chasing after balls man??!! What's your problem??!!! Is there any need to scream all over the world just because of it??