Kenny Sia's Benglish!

OMG! These two days, I can't stop reading Kenny Sia's blog! It's so goddamn funny! Seriously funny... I don't know about you people out there that hate/dislike him but personally I find him quite an inspiring and SUPER funny blogger. Flunyway, he had this one post on Benglish which is, obviously, a mix of Ah Bengs and English. And guess what?!! He even has a tranlslation site!

It's here!

And so I translated my blog and I can't stop laughing for the whole 15 minutes. I don't know if you find it funny but I do! Flunyway, here's an extract of my previous blog post (the part where I said I hate driving).

BEWARE: BAD NAUGHTY LANGUAGES AHEAD. TOTALLY NO CHILDREN ALLOWED!

If Limpeh were to compare driving, Biology and Accounts, driving would be the first on my lan jiao list of things Limpeh hate the most. I oredi neber hated anything this much in my lan jiao entire life. Not even Bio and Accounts. And wa si serious. Everytime when Limpeh have driving lessons, I'll have this nervous feeling 1 night before it one. Since Limpeh suck in driving really much, my lan jiao driving instructor said he's going to extend my lan jiao time... and it sucks even liao. And Limpeh gort many many of scoldings from the lan jiao face too so.. my lan jiao emotions are not so liddat stable right now (he's darn fierce, even much lagi lauya than my lan jiao Chemistry teacher) lor. My cheebye Buddha, why are cars even created? Hamik has it done for us? Limpeh only see accidents. The scientist should have just created trains and buses for public transport! My God! Limpeh hate driving! Damn benci with this freaking mechanical thing!