I feel happy today because I achieved my goal to wake up at 7:00 a.m. to go for my yoga class. It's the first time in my entire life that I volunteered to wake up so early. Ohohohohoh...bet you guys can't do this!
And I saw a lot of rich tai tai (I am hooked up with this word) there. =)

Flunyway, my sister and I were discussing about how bitches always fight and words they always use. And we both wanted to blog about it and we were arguing who should blog bout' it. But well, my blog has got more readers (please, I beg you. I'm joking so don't take this so seriously or go tell people that I'm such a show off) ...ohohohohoh... and these are what we came out with.  Mark if you think you did them:

1. When bitches fight, Bitch A tend to talk about Bitch B at the back (or in the blog). And then Bitch A would say, " Wah lau! If she dares, ask her to come straight to my face and talk la! Why so timid to talk bad about behind my face! No courage ah?!! Scared ah??!!!"
2. When Bitch B really talk to her face to face, then Bitch A will say, "Wah lau! You know or not, she talked face to face with me!"
3. Bitch B will talk really badly about Bitch A in her blog. Like:
   "Who does she thinks she is anyway??!!! Does she think that I actually give a damn about her? Has she got no life? Who is she to say that my baby (read: beloved boyfriend) is ugly and rude?!! I tell you, my baby is the most amazing person on the Earth!! He just bought a packet of nasi lemak for me last week!! You got or not??!!  You don't think that I actually care about what you think of me, you lifeless bitch! I don't give a damn about you said to me because I've got life, you don't!! I have my friends and baby to support me so I'm not afraid!! You bitch, you wanna talk bad about me and spread my lies?!! Go on!! As if I care!!!"
4. And then Bitch A will reply back:
   "You fat ugly bitch!! You photoshop your photos so much but you go tell people you natural one! You think I don't know?! Please la..got get better photoshop skills before you lie!! You use fake LV bag, you think I don't know ah??!!  10 years ago one fight you haven't say sorry but I can forget about it cos' I thought you changed! But I can't believe you are still the same!! You backstabber bitch!!"
5. Both of them are girls.
6. Both of them are frenemies. They used to be friends and then dunno whatever thing happened. And whatever that happened must be at least two years ago. Then they'll dig back the past and bitch about it again.
7. They both have their gang of friends as supporter.
8. They do a lot of self-justification. 
9. They'll compare each other with everything, from beauty to money to photoshop skills to boyfriends to fake LV bags to friends to ... just anything they can compare. But they will never ever compare they're academic results.

Even as I am typing these, my hands are tired, my brain is tired of thinking. Somehow, theses bitches will never get tired of each other. My Buddha, they sure are energetic. Flunyway, if you marked 2/3 of those stated above,congratulations, you are a bitch in fighting. For these, I shall present you a certificate:


                                                                     
Taaadaaaahhh!!! See, Sherilynn??!! My sampat-ness is still here!

It sucks when you have idea but you can't draw and when you can draw, you don't have idea.

And I wish that I have a naked body (preferably a woman's) in front of me. drawing naked people is always the hardest. You've got to be natural, artistic.. or whatever those artistic term that can be used. You know, that kind of terms that those rich tai tai will use when their looking at an expensive and artistic drawing. I don't know anything about art but somehow the society seems to have this perception of expensive paintings or drawings must be artistic or artistic paintings must be expensive.

It's so discriminating. What now? Poor people cannot enjoy art ah? It's like only rich people can do those art auctions where they bid expensive drawings so that the money can be donated to charity. And every time they do things like this, there must be reporters around. Things wouldn't be nice without publicity.

But then again, what is cheap in this world? Cheap things are said to be low quality. Cheap things are said to be ... cheap.

Oh, Kuan Yin! Where is the world where the poor rules? Oh, Kuan Yin! Oh! Oh!

Poor people, let's take back the justice we should have! Justice for the poors!!

(Eh, I changed the topic from dunno how to draw to being jealous of rich people.)

Seriously, I really couldn't understand why there are boyfriends or girlfriends out there who will go out with other boy/girl just to make their partner jealous. I mean, come one! I've never had a boyfriend or really been in love up to the extend where I'm willing to sacrifice for everything. I have a couple of friends whose partners (or maybe they themselves) are going out (it's understood what kind of "going out" they are "going out") with some other random people just so they could make their partners jealous.

Wahlau... you think you're in Taiwanese drama meh??!!! Wake up la...

I might not have the privilege to criticise these people but I just feel like complaining.   Flunyway, you think it's fun to see your girlfriend hurt because of you? I personally think the reason why some people are doing this is because looking at their partners thinking of them make them feel important and it somehow boost their ego. Oh, you know.. we're talking about being ego. And it makes them feel like OMG-you're-thinking-of-me-because-you-can't-live-without-me.

And they think when their partners are jealous, their partners will naturally stay by them because they "love" each other so much. Forgive me, but this isn't love. This is merely a case of not having enough confidence when together. And they just don't trust each other. If there's no trust, why care about being together? Don't you think you should work on building up your own character, your attitude and find your real self before being in love?

And once you're in love, you think you're in fairyland? You're think you're going to live happily ever after?
The minute you choose being with someone, it should be the minute you start preparing that any minute, you'll hate him/her (I'll just stick to her). Any minute, you'll hurt her. Any minute, she'll hurt you. Any minute, your relationship will be all over.

And for Buddha's sake, if you're in secondary school, you'll get to college. If you're in college, you'll go to work. The world has billions and trillions of people and the person you're dating, is a history when you found a new one.

You think love is powerful?
Of course love is powerful when you have money.
Of course love is powerful when your girlfriend isn't pregnant.
Of course love is powerful when you don't have to worried how much a bottle of baby milk powder costs.

Do you think love is still powerful when you're 16 and you have a pregnant girlfriend (I have a lot of topics on pregnant girlfriends)? Do you think love is still powerful when your boyfriend doesn't have money to buy birthday presents for you or when he's working 24/7 because he's dirt poor?And then you complain he's not spending time with you?

All these problems make me feel thankful that I'm still single. And if being in love is so troublesome, my Buddha, I'd rather to enjoy my life by myself, rather than thinking of what to give my boyfriend on Valentine's Day.

And singles out there, be thankful you're single. There's so many more fishes in the sea (as quoted by many many people) and you still have a lot of baits so enjoy life, people.

Happy Valentine's Day, people.
If you're taken, cherish that person NOW, compromise and let all fights end.
If you've just broken up, well, I cannot say anything. Just, you know, be strong. (what else?)
If you're single, you've just read my whole blog post. Aren't you happy you're single?  XD

OMG! These two days, I can't stop reading Kenny Sia's blog! It's so goddamn funny! Seriously funny... I don't know about you people out there that hate/dislike him but personally I find him quite an inspiring and SUPER funny blogger. Flunyway, he had this one post on Benglish which is, obviously, a mix of Ah Bengs and English. And guess what?!! He even has a tranlslation site!

It's here!

And so I translated my blog and I can't stop laughing for the whole 15 minutes. I don't know if you find it funny but I do! Flunyway, here's an extract of my previous blog post (the part where I said I hate driving).

...
If I were to compare driving, Biology and Accounts, driving would be the first on my list of things I hate the most. I've never hated anything this much in my entire life. Not even Bio and Accounts. And I'm serious. Everytime when I have driving lessons, I'll have this nervous feeling 1 night before it. Since I suck in driving really much, my driving instructor said he's going to extend my time... and it sucks even more. And I got a lot of scoldings from him too so.. my emotions are not so stable right now (he's darn fierce, even much worse than my Chemistry teacher). My Buddha, why are cars even created? What has it done for us? I only see accidents. The scientist should have just created trains and buses for public transport! My God! I hate driving! Damn benci with this freaking mechanical thing!

Well, sad things aside, I did my very first simple animation! Tadaaaa!!
I was doing a userlookup layout in neopets because I got bored taking premade layouts. And while I was in Google searching for tutorials, I found an animation tutorial and came out with this. Pretty proud of it, you know. It's been such a long long time since I did a layout related to anime. Well, I'm not so hooked up with anime nowadays. I mean, the mangas I wanna read are all the 90s and they don't even have online scanlations on the Internet so I can't read them. I used to do a lot of guild layouts in Neopets and they're all anime related.. you know, those otaku days....
Flunyway, go see my full layout. It's here.
Looking back, I used to learn all the basics on HTML from Neopets. And then I moved on CSS codes and then started doing website with premade layout. And now, I can even do my own layout! Yippee for me!!

And speaking about 90s manga just now, I'm currently searching for this manga (my blog now has more pictures!):

Currently reading this:


Sand Chronicles by Hinako Ashihara

Ahh.. it's been such a long time I last read a shojo manga.

Yellow, peeps!

I am here eager to share with you guys (and gals) this really amazing website. It's darn useful for drawing I tell you. Really really useful.

It's here.

And I recommend you to do the thirty seconds pose exercise. It's a drawing practice and what you need to do is to draw a pose in thirty seconds. After 30 seconds, the next pose will appear and so on. All you have to do is to spend 10 minutes a day on this activity and you'll improve your human anatomy. I just found this few days ago and started my practice yesterday. It's pretty challenging but fun.
This website offers even more amazing stuffs. You know how sometimes you will have difficulty drawing hand cos' you have no sample... and this website can help you out!
There're various hand poses and you can click on the one that you wanna draw.
Like this:
And what I did is to turn the hand a little:
The hand is turnable! Can you believe this?!! It's turnable! It's gonna be one hell of a great reference!
Introduce this website to your sisters, brothers, parents, grandparents, great-grandparents, aunt, uncle, cousins, friends, foe.. anyone who can (or can't) draw! It will be the greatest reference in your entire life! (maybe I am exaggerating)

Flunyway, that's all for today so baboi!

I haven't been drawing for 2 days and this is the third day.
Gulp.

Lack of discipline...

But I'm sooooo not inspired!! What can I do??!!

There's no use sitting down on the chair while looking at the blank paper and then wonder, "So, now what?"

!@#$%^&*()!@#$%^&*() <----------- sound of an uninspired brain

*sniff*
*sobs*

Oh, whatever..
my Buddha. Titanic is so sad.

I finished it. Finally.

And I am going to watch Confessions of a Shopaholic afterwards. For the third time.