Bitches Fight

UPDATE: My sister blogged more about bitch fighting so if you wanna read it, click here.

I feel happy today because I achieved my goal to wake up at 7:00 a.m. to go for my yoga class. It's the first time in my entire life that I volunteered to wake up so early. Ohohohohoh...bet you guys can't do this!
And I saw a lot of rich tai tai (I am hooked up with this word) there. =)

Flunyway, my sister and I were discussing about how bitches always fight and words they always use. And we both wanted to blog about it and we were arguing who should blog bout' it. But well, my blog has got more readers (please, I beg you. I'm joking so don't take this so seriously or go tell people that I'm such a show off) ...ohohohohoh... and these are what we came out with.  Mark if you think you did them:

1. When bitches fight, Bitch A tend to talk about Bitch B at the back (or in the blog). And then Bitch A would say, " Wah lau! If she dares, ask her to come straight to my face and talk la! Why so timid to talk bad about behind my face! No courage ah?!! Scared ah??!!!"
2. When Bitch B really talk to her face to face, then Bitch A will say, "Wah lau! You know or not, she talked face to face with me!"
3. Bitch B will talk really badly about Bitch A in her blog. Like:
   "Who does she thinks she is anyway??!!! Does she think that I actually give a damn about her? Has she got no life? Who is she to say that my baby (read: beloved boyfriend) is ugly and rude?!! I tell you, my baby is the most amazing person on the Earth!! He just bought a packet of nasi lemak for me last week!! You got or not??!!  You don't think that I actually care about what you think of me, you lifeless bitch! I don't give a damn about you said to me because I've got life, you don't!! I have my friends and baby to support me so I'm not afraid!! You bitch, you wanna talk bad about me and spread my lies?!! Go on!! As if I care!!!"
4. And then Bitch A will reply back:
   "You fat ugly bitch!! You photoshop your photos so much but you go tell people you natural one! You think I don't know?! Please la..got get better photoshop skills before you lie!! You use fake LV bag, you think I don't know ah??!!  10 years ago one fight you haven't say sorry but I can forget about it cos' I thought you changed! But I can't believe you are still the same!! You backstabber bitch!!"
5. Both of them are girls.
6. Both of them are frenemies. They used to be friends and then dunno whatever thing happened. And whatever that happened must be at least two years ago. Then they'll dig back the past and bitch about it again.
7. They both have their gang of friends as supporter.
8. They do a lot of self-justification. 
9. They'll compare each other with everything, from beauty to money to photoshop skills to boyfriends to fake LV bags to friends to ... just anything they can compare. But they will never ever compare they're academic results.

Even as I am typing these, my hands are tired, my brain is tired of thinking. Somehow, theses bitches will never get tired of each other. My Buddha, they sure are energetic. Flunyway, if you marked 2/3 of those stated above,congratulations, you are a bitch in fighting. For these, I shall present you a certificate:

                                                                     
Taaadaaaahhh!!! See, Sherilynn??!! My sampat-ness is still here!