Mr. Gay, My Lovely Teacher.

"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action."
Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)

As you can see, not much drama happens in my life.
Which is the reason why I don't usually talk about what goes on about my life. All I do in my blog is to crap.

But today, I'm going to share with you my lovely Biology teacher. NOTE THE SARCASM.

I tell you, he is the loveliest teacher I've ever seen in my life.
Why?
Y?

Well, when human have a disease, human don't die. Human suffer first.

I'll explain why.

Everytime when Mr. Gay (my Biology teacher. Again, this is OBVIOUSLY not his real name) asks us, "What happens when you suffer from XXX disease?"
Coldly, some people answer, "We'll die."
And then he'll reply, "No. You won't die. You will suffer, suffer and suffer and then you will?"
Everyone will reply him in an extremely cold manner, "Die."
After that, he'll say, "Yes, you will die."

If this is being said for the first time, nothing is funny.
BUT, if it actually repeats for like... hundred times, it's freaking hilarious, I tell you.
Of course, many of us actually manage to control our laughter. Or else, his Bipolar Disorder will strike him again.

Frankly, I didn't realise that he's always saying "you will suffer,suffer,suffer and then die" until recently. Whenever there's Biology, it's always sleeping period for me. No matter how good that certain teacher is, I still think Bio is boring.

And when a boring subject combines with a boring teacher, you have an.. invisible sleeping pill.
This is the most effective sleeping pill. For one, it's invisible. People can't see if you're eating it(or maybe some do).
And, you can eat it many many times and you won't even die. It's a sort of lullaby, you know.
Like, when Mr. Gay says, "The function of lymphatic system is.. blablabla..blablabla", my brain will automatically (the membrane oblongata, I think) will translate it to, "Lullaby, say goodnight.. it's time to sleep. Sleep, Y*** H*, sleep." (look, my name is like a bad word, teehee..)
....
See, how much I love Mr. Gay. I'm even blogging about him. Sigh.. he's the most respective teacher in the world.

Note. The. Sarcasm.

But frankly, I don't hate him. I have no reasons to, considering the fact that I naturally suck at Biology.

"You will suffer,suffer,suffer and then you will die."-Mr.Gay-